1/2 Filipino+ (1/4 Hawaiian + 1/8 Filipino + 1/16 Portuguese + 1/16 Chinese)
Spam is a staple food necessary
for breakfast if not lunch, snacks, dinner
In other words, Spam is the male response to mother’s milk
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1/2 White+ 1/2 White
Too polite to eat the last Spam piece
even though one piece is like a slap on your tongue
A slap that tells you not to bother
