Political Sponge Cake

brook house 4

By Zack Nelson-Lopiccolo

1 politician
¼ cup sugar
½ teaspoon deadly nightshade
2 ½ tablespoons liberal
3 ¼ tablespoons conservative
1 ½ tablespoons lobbyist
1 puppeteer

Combine first four ingredients into a bowl, whisk constantly for one minute until smooth.
In a small saucepan combine remaining ingredients and bring to a simmer, stirring constantly.
Continue for five minutes. Take a flash bulb picture then combine the saucepan to the bowl whisking until silky. After about two minutes bake in a preheated oven at 400 degrees for four years. Cook until the top has browned, then serve to the general public.

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